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Merlin The Wizard

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Note: This joke about Merlin the Wizard is best when you read it to yourself, with the “Chap” having an upper-class English accent and “Merlin” having a gruff old voice. There’s nothing better than listening to a story when the characters have great accents, even if you do have to make the voices yourself. Maybe share with a friend or lots of friends, the more the merrier.

So, an upper class English chap walked up to another old looking chap, who was wearing a pointed hat and said to him:

Chap – You’re Merlin aren’t you?

Merlin – Why yes, it’s nice to be recognised!

Chap – You are a bit of a Wizard I hear?

Merlin – Well Yes, I’ve been told I’m skilled.

Chap – You do tricks and things, don’t ya, you know, magical stuff?

Merlin – Magical stuff, yes that’s correct.

Chap – Turning kings into frogs, and that sort of thing, is that right?

Merlin – Well yes , I suppose I could turn a king into a frog!

Chap – Ever mucked up, you know, made a mistake?

Merlin – Well yes, hasn’t everyone?

Chap – Can you reverse a curse?

Merlin – Yes I can. Provided I have knowledge of the person who applied the curse, and the actual words of enchantment, I could do it. Why do you ask?

Chap – I’m cursed!

Merlin – Really? And how long have you been bewitched?

Chap – Years.

Merlin – Do you know the words spoken over you to lay this curse?

Chap – Oh yeah, I can’t forget them!

Merlin – What were they?

Chap – something like … Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife…

So, if Merlin is able to reverse the curse, are you going to be standing in line?

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