Men’s Help Line

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/illustrations/call-center-call-center-agent-3102272/Somewhere in a call center a phone rings. A voice says, “Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?”

The caller replies, “Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep”.

There is a brief pause (for breath), and the caller continues, “Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So, I hid in the garage, behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone’s car, buttoning her blouse. Then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on”.

Another brief pause, and the caller continues again, “It was at that moment, while crouching behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole thing?”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/illustrations/call-center-call-center-agent-3102272/

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