Men’s And Women’s Prayers

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/en/hands-praying-christian-pray-304398/Did you ever notice how men’s and women’s prayers are different?

Here are some classic examples of how men and women pray differently.

 


A WOMAN’S PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”

I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead.

Amen.


A MAN’S PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
Who has huge boobs,
And owns a liquor store.
Amen.


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