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Men’s And Women’s Prayers

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Did you ever notice how men’s and women’s prayers are different?

The things that women pray for and their priorities in life are so very different to that of most men, it’s only natural that their prayers would be different if you think about it.

But just how different, you wouldn’t believe.

Here are some classic examples of how men and women pray differently.


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”

I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead.



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
Who has huge boobs,
And owns a liquor store.

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