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Men Are Like – One Liners

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Ok, it’s time to please you ladies out there with some “Men Are Like” jokes. If you have any more good ones, please use the comment form at the bottom of the page to let us know and we will add them to the list.

Men are like Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.

Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Men are like High Heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like Curling Irons. They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.

Come on ladies, you must know a lot more of these, please send them to us and if you enjoyed these, please share this post with your friends.

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