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Men Are Just Happier People Than Women

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Doesn’t it seem funny when you think about it, that in general, men are just happier people than women.

Have you ever noticed that compared with women, men are rarely depressed and wondered why that is?

Here are just a few reasons why that might be…

  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another service station because the restroom in this one is just too icky.
  • You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • You can do the same work as a woman but get more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
  • New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • You have one mood all the time.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about tanks and engines.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • Your underwear is $12.95 for a three pack.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You never have strap problems in public.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • Everything on your face stays its original colour.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck.
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes – one colour for all seasons.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  • You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.

Isn’t it any wonder that men are happier than women! There is so much less to get stressed about.

Send this to those women who you think can handle it and to those men who you know will enjoy reading it.

Now let the fighting begin…

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