Medical Examination

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.pexels.com/photo/adult-care-cure-doctor-433635/As I am getting on a bit in years, during my recent medical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

So, I described to him a typical day…

“Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, which consisted of about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”

“No,” I replied, “I’m just a terrible golfer.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.pexels.com/photo/adult-care-cure-doctor-433635/

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