A big, mean looking cowboy walked into a crowded saloon.
He took out his six shooter, waved it in the air, then fired into the ceiling.
The saloon went silent, you could have cut the air with a knife.
The cowboy then yelled out with a long slow drawl, “this here’s a Colt 45 and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife”.
Several minutes of silence followed and then a deep voice from the back of the room boomed out, “Mister, you don’t have enough ammo!”
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