Seamus was walking along a Belfast street one night when suddenly he was confronted with a masked man who had a gun pointed right at him.
The gunman asked him, “Are you Protestant or Catholic?”
Well as you can imagine, poor Seamus was scared out of his wits, but he figured that he had to give some kind of an answer.
Praying for guidance and doing a bit of quick thinking, he blurted out, “Neither, I’m Jewish!”.
There was silence for about five seconds, then came the masked man’s reply, “Is that so? Well let me tell you, you’re talking to the first Arab in Belfast!”
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