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Masked Halloween Party

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A married couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party by some friends.

Unfortunately, the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

Her husband, being a really devoted husband, protested and wanted to stay at home with his wife, but she argued and said that she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and sleep the headache off. There was no need to spoil his chance to have a good time by not going to the party.

So, her husband got into his fancy dress costume and away he went to the party.

His wife, after sleeping soundly for maybe an hour or so, woke up to find that her headache had completely disappeared.

As it was still early, she decided to go to the party and surprise her husband.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching him to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a naughty little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife came up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new piece that had just arrived.

They started dancing close and it was barely a minute before they started kissing and fondling each other and really making out on the dance floor. She let him go as far as he wanted with no objections, making out that she was a real slut, which was naturally ok, since he was her husband after all.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars, where they made out and the inevitable happened.

Just before unmasking at midnight, as was the custom, she slipped away and went home and put her costume away.

She got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation her husband would make for his behaviour.

She was sitting up in bed reading when he came in.

She asked him what kind of a time he had at the fancy dress party, waiting for the expected candid response.

Her husband replied, “Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there”.

Then she asked him, “Did you dance much?”

He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Roger and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening”.

His wife looked at him, strangely and rather bemused.

Her husband continued… “But I’ll tell you… the guy I loaned my costume to, he sure had the time of his life!”


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