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Married Three Times

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A man was drinking at the bar in a local pub, and as you often do after a few beers, he found himself a new drinking partner.

“I was married three times” explained the man to his new acquaintance, “and I will never marry again”.

His new friend appeared interested, so the man expanded on his story.

“My first two wives died of eating poisonous mushrooms and my third wife died of a fractured skull”, he said.

“That’s terrible”, said his friend, “how did it happen?”

The man replied, “She wouldn’t eat the mushrooms.”


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