Bob and Delores had been married for thirty years and on their wedding anniversary, she asked her husband to describe her.
Bob looked at her for a minute, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
Delores asked him, “What does that mean?”
Her husband said, “That means you are Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot”.
His wife smiled happily and said, “Oh, Bob, after being married for thirty years, that’s so lovely. What about I, J, K?”
Bob replied, “I’m Just Kidding!”
I’m pleased to report that although his eye is still swollen, it will get better…
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