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Marriage Problems

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A husband and wife were having marriage problems and decided to end their union after what had been only a very short time together.

After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalize their break-up.

The Judge asked the husband, “What has brought you to the point that you are now at, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?”

The husband replied to the Judge, “In the six weeks we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on a single thing”.

The wife opened her mouth and called out, “Seven weeks!”

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