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Marital Bliss

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Do you believe in marital bliss? If you are married or have been married, did you imagine that life would just be wonderful all the time? Did you think that there would be no arguments, you would both live happily ever after, just living the perfect life?

If you did ever believe in marital bliss, do you believe in it now? I imagine many of you reading this are nodding your heads in agreement and understanding, but for those who don’t understand what I am talking about, below is a good example of what life has in store for you once you get married.

A few weeks after their wedding, a newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have some great news for you. Pretty soon, we are going to be three in this house instead of two”.

Her husband ran to her with a big smile on his face, delight in his eyes and gave her a hug and a kiss.

He was literally glowing with happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m so glad that you feel this way, since tomorrow morning, my mother is moving in with us”.

The next evening, when her husband returned home from work, he said to her, “Honey, I invited a friend over for dinner”.

“What!” his wife replied in horrow, “Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”

“I know all that”, her husband said.

“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” she asked.

He replied, “Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married”.

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