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Manhattan Clam Chowder

Image used under a Collective Commons License from was waiting tables at an exclusive country club, when an elegantly dressed woman spilled her bowl of Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt.

She began dabbing at it furiously with her napkin.

Having had plenty of experience with getting out food stains, I asked her, “May I bring you some club soda?”

“Young lady”, she barked, “I’ll be the judge of when I’ve had enough to drink. Bring me another Martini”.

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