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Making Love Is Like Baking A Cake

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Have you ever thought that making love is like baking a cake?

Yes seriously, it really is. Read the recipe below and you will see just how similar it is.

Right, are you ready?

How To Make Love

Ingredients:

  • 4 Laughing eyes
  • 4 Well shaped legs
  • 4 Loving arms
  • 2 Firm milk containers
  • 2 Nuts
  • 1 Fur lined mixing bowl
  • 1 Firm banana

Directions:

  1. Look into laughing eyes
  2. Spread well shaped legs with loving arms.
  3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
  4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. continue to knead milk containers.
  5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts.
  6. Leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
  7. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

  1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
  2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
  3. If cake rises, leave town.

I’m right aren’t I? So, are you ready? Let’s get baking…


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