A female reporter from a local television station was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow Disease for use in a documentary program.
The camerman gave the “Ok” signal and the reporter began her interview with, “Good evening, sir. I am here to try and get some insights as to the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said, “Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?”
The lady reporter, who was obviously embarrassed, replied, “Well, sir, that’s a new piece of information, but what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?”
The Farmer then added, “Do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”
The reporter replied, “Sir, this is all really valuable information, but what does it have to do with Mad Cow Disease? Can you get to the point”.
The Farmer replied, “I am getting to the point, madam”.
He paused, then added, “Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day and you were only getting laid once a year!”
I would love to know what came next, as the interview was abruptly terminated. Did the reporter go a deep shade of purple? Did she get a look in her eye and drag the farmer into the nearest barn? I guess we will never know. If you have any thoughts on how to continue the interview (off camera of course), please leave a comment…
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