One day, a police car pulled up to Grandmas house and Grandpa got out of it.
The police officer explained that this elderly gentlemen had said he was lost in the local park.
“Why, Harold”, said Grandma, “You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! How on earth could you say you had got lost?”
Leaning close to Grandma, so the police officer couldn’t hear, he whispered, “I wasn’t exactly lost. I was just too tired to walk home.”
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