One day, a police car pulled up to Grandmas house and she was most surprised to see Grandpa get out of it.
The police officer explained to her that this elderly gentlemen had said he was lost in the park.
“Why, Harold”, said Grandma, “You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! How on earth could you say you had got lost?”
Leaning close to Grandma, so the police officer couldn’t hear, he whispered, “I wasn’t exactly lost. I was just too tired to walk home”.
And who said that old folks aren’t clever and cunning.
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