Those DIY stores like Lowes are so big, it’s not hard to lose track of where you are. This is a funny story about getting lost in Lowes.
Two men, one who was an old timer and the other who was a young man, were pushing their carts around Lowe’s Building Supply when suddenly they collided.
The old timer said to the young guy, “I’m terribly sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The young guy replied, “That’s Ok. It’s a funny coincidence. I’m looking for my wife too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate, it’s been a while since I last saw her”.
The old guy said, “Well, maybe we can help each other out. What does your wife look like?”
The young guy replied, “Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?”
The old timer says… “Doesn’t matter about mine, let’s both look for yours”.
Most Old timers are helpful like that!
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