Lost In Lowes

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jeepersmedia/14054041658Two men, one who is an old timer, and the other who is a young man, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s Building Supply when suddenly they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, “I’m terribly sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”

The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”

The old guy says, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”

The young guy says, “Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?”

The old timer says… “Doesn’t matter about mine — let’s both look for yours”.

Most Old timers are helpful like that!


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jeepersmedia/14054041658

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