A very drunken man got on a London bus late one night.
He staggered up the aisle and sat down next to an elderly woman.
She looked the man up and down and said to him, “I’ve got news for you. You’re going straight to Hell!”
The man immediately jumped up out of his seat and shouted, “Good heavens, I’m on the wrong bus!”
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