While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and headed for the closest stool at the counter.
As he lifted his leg over the stool, the cowboy cut one of the loudest farts ever heard by a human. I mean it was deafening!
The tourist jumped up from his booth and yelled, “Sir, how dare you fart before my wife!”
The cowboy stopped, tipped his hat politely and said, “I’m awful sorry ma’am… I didn’t know we was a takin’ turns”.
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