A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will”.
“Just so you know”, the man said to his wife, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
So, his wife got up, unplugged the television and threw out all the beer.
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