Liver and cheese really don’t go together, so how then do you get liver and cheese together in a joke? Here’s how…
Three male dogs were walking down the street when they spotted a beautiful female Poodle.
The males were speechless. She was absolutely gorgeous, her hair all cut in that fancy Parisian style, and the way she was strutting down the street, all the dogs in the neighbourhood turned their heads.
The Poodle walked up to the three dogs and said to them, “The first one who can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”
The black lab just blurted out, “I love liver and cheese.”
“Oh, how childish,” scoffed the Poodle. She turned to the Golden Retriever for his response.
“Um, I HATE liver and cheese,” he said.
“My,” said the Poodle. “I guess you’re hopeless.”
She then turned to the Taco Bell Chihuahua and said, “How about you, little guy?”
He smiled, winked, and said to the other two, “Liver alone, cheese mine!”