Little Johny says to his father one day, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister.”
Trying to be funny, his father says, “Son, you do have a sister. You just don’t see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door.”
Little Johny thought about this for a minute and remarked, “You mean like my other Daddy does?”
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