A policeman sees this little old lady walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand.
While he is watching her, he observes that there is a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a £20 note flies out of it onto the pavement.
As she goes to pass him, the policeman stops her.
“Excuse me Ma’am, but did you know there are £20 notes falling out of that bag?”
“Damn!” says the little old lady. “I had better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning officer.”
“Well now, not so fast,” says the policeman. “How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?”
“Oh, no”, says the little old lady. “You see, my back garden backs up to the parking area of the football stadium. Each time there’s a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!”
The little old lady continued…
“So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: ‘£20 or off it comes!'”
“Hey, not a bad idea!” laughs the policeman.
“Well good luck”, he says to the little old lady, then adds “By the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Oh that”, the little old lady replies, “not all of them pay up…”
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