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Little Old Lady

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A policeman saw this little old lady who was walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand.

While he was watching her, he observed that there was a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a £20 note flew out of the bag onto the pavement.

As the little old lady went to walk past him, the policeman stopped her.

“Excuse me Ma’am, but did you know there are £20 notes falling out of that bag?”

“Damn!” the little old lady said. “I had better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning officer”.

“Well now, not so fast”, the policeman said to her. “How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?”

“Oh, no”, the little old lady replied. “You see, my back garden backs up to the parking area of the football stadium. Each time there’s a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!”

The little old lady continued…

“So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clippe, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say to them, ‘£20 or off it comes!'”

“Ha! That’s not a bad idea!” laughed the policeman.

“Well good luck”, he said to the little old lady, then added “By the way, what’s in the other bag?”

“Oh that”, the little old lady replied, “not all of them pay up…”


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