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Little Johnny’s Family Argument

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Little Johnny and little Timmy were in the playground having an argument about their families and who had the best.

“My father is better than your father”, said little Timmy.

“No he’s not”, little Johnny replied.

“Well, my brother is better than your brother”, little Timmy called back.

“No he’s not”, little Johnny said.

“Well, my mother is much better than your mother!” said little Timmy.

Little Johnny paused for a moment and said, “Well youve got me there. My father says the same thing”.


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