Little Johnny had a swearing problem, he was always using bad language and his father was getting tired of it.
So he decided to ask his psychiatrist what to do about it.
The psychiatrist advised as follows, “Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa Claus to bring him. If he uses bad language while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts that he requests”.
Two days before Christmas, little Johnny’s father asked him what he wanted for Christmas.
Little Johnny replied, “I want a damn teddy bear laying right beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn Christmas tree, and when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage”.
So Christmas morning arrived, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop that was on his bed.
Confused, he walked downstairs and saw another pile of dog poop under the Christmas tree.
Scratching his head, little Johnny walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage.
When little Johnny walked back in the house with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, “What did Santa bring you this year Johnny?”
Little Johnny replied, “I think I got a dog but I can’t find the son-of-a-bitch!”
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