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Little Johnny At The Beach

Image used under a Collective Commons License from Johnny was walking down the beach, and as he did so, he saw a matronly woman who was sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand.

He walked up to her and asked her, “Excuse me, but I wondered, do you go to church every week?”

“Yes.” she replied.

“Do you pray often?” the boy asked next, and again she answered, “Yes.”

“Do you know the Ten Commandments?”

“Yes, I do.” she answered, with a smile.

“Do you keep them all?” Johnny asked.

She nodded her head, “Yes, I do.” she said.

With that he asked his final question, “Will you hold my dollar while I go swimming?”

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