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Little Johnny And The Really Fat Man

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Little Johnny and his dad went to the grocery store.

While they were in line at the checkout counter, Little Johnny says to his dad, “Dad, look at that man in front of us, daddy, he’s fat!”

His dad notices the man, but politely tells Johnny, “That’s not a nice thing to say.”

Little Johnny continued to stare at the man, and pointed at him, then said, “No daddy, he’s REALLY fat!”

His dad says, “Please son, we’re almost at the checkout, behave and stop saying those things.”

Just then the man’s mobile phone went off, with a loud “BEEP, BEEP, BEEP…”

Little Johnny yells, “Watch out dad, he’s backing up!”

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