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Lifetime Warranty

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When you buy something nd it has a lifetime warranty, you expect it to last a lifetime, right? Sadly that doesn’t always happen, especially these days, as you will find out.

A man marched angrily into a jewellery shop, walked up to where store manager was standing and slammed his fist down angrily on the showcase.

He then removed a wristwatch from his pocket and shoved it right under the nose of the manager.

“You sold me this watch last week and told me that it would last me a lifetime”, he shouted angrily to the manager.

“Yeah, so?” the manager replied.

The man, even angrier now, shouted back “What do you mean by that?”

“Well”, the manager said, “You looked pretty sick the day you bought it”.

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