Have you ever stopped to think just how marriage changes you and how life after marriage is often so different to how it was before, when you were single.
Have a look at these and see how many ring true for you. I think you might be surprised…
BEFORE - You take my breath away. AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating. BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation. AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac. BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever AFTER - Monday Night Football BEFORE - Don't stop. AFTER - Don't start. BEFORE - Is that all you're having? AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey. BEFORE - $60/doz. AFTER - $1.50/stem BEFORE - We agree on everything. AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own? BEFORE - Victoria's Secret AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom BEFORE - Charming and Noble AFTER - Chernobyl BEFORE - Idol AFTER - Idle BEFORE - I love a woman with curves. AFTER - I never said you were fat. BEFORE - He's completely lost without me. AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions? BEFORE - Time stood still. AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere. BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino AFTER - Bagel and instant BEFORE - You look so seductive in black. AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing. BEFORE - Oysters AFTER - Fishsticks BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other. AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you. BEFORE - Passion AFTER - Ration BEFORE - Once upon a time AFTER - The end
Well, was I right or not?
