Two Irishmen, Murphy and Seamus were discussing life and death over drinks one night in a Dublin pub.
The subject eventually got to old age, how long family members lived to and what killed them off.
“My grandfather was an old man who lived to be 96”, said Murphy.
“Ninety-six? That’s a fair old age. What did he die of?” Seamus asked.
“Whisky and women”, replied Murphy.
“Well, that just goes to show ya”, snickered Seamus, “both will get you in the end”.
“Well actually, no, it’s not what ya think”, Murphy added. “Towards the end, Grandpa couldn’t get either, so he just laid down and died”.
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