The boss went up to one of his employees and asked him, “Do you believe in life after death?”
“Yes, sir, I do”, the employee replied.
“Well, then, that makes everything just fine”, the boss went on.
The boss paused for a moment, then continued, “This may sound really strange though, but after you left work early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you”.
The look on the employees face must have been priceless.
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