A middle aged lady walked into a Lexus dealership and started looking at the brand new Lexus cars that were on display in the showroom.
She browsed around for a while, not really seing what she was looking for, then spotted the perfect car and walked over to inspect it.
As she leaned over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she accidentally let out a loud fart.
Very embarrassed, she looked around nervously, hoping that nobody had noticed her little accident and hoping that a sales person wasn’t anywhere close to her.
As she turned around, there standing right next to her, was a salesman.
“Good morning, Madame”, the salesman said, “how may we help you today?”
Feeling very embarrassed, but trying to conceal it, she asked the salesman, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?”
The salesman replied, “Well Madame, if you farted just touching it, I dread to think what you are going to do when you hear the price”.
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