Her bus arrived, stopped and when it was her turn to get on board, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to lift her leg again to reach the step, only to discover that she still couldn’t reach.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.
For a third time, she attempted to raise her leg up high enough to reach the step, but once again, much to her surprise, she still could not raise her leg high enough.
With little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan gentleman who was standing behind her, picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
The woman went ballistic, turned to her would be Samaritan and screamed at him, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!’
The Texan gentleman smiled at her and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.”
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