Last Night’s Lovemaking

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://svgsilh.com/image/2026171.htmlThree married men are discussing their lovemaking with their wives from the previous night.

The Italian man says, “My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil, then we make wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes.”

The Frenchman says, “I smooth sweet butter on my wife’s body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for 20 minutes.”

The Jewish man says, “I covered my wife’s body with schmaltz [chicken fat]. We made love and she screamed for six hours.”

The others say, “SIX HOURS? How on earth did you make her scream for six hours?”

He shrugs. “I wiped my hands on the drapes.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://svgsilh.com/image/2026171.html

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