Three married men were discussing their lovemaking with their wives from the previous night, there was an Italian, a Frenchman and a Jewish man.
The Italian man said, “My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil, then we make wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes.”
The Frenchman said, “I smooth sweet butter on my wife’s body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for 20 minutes.”
The Jewish man said, “I covered my wife’s body with schmaltz [chicken fat]. We made love and she screamed for six hours.”
The others said “SIX HOURS? How on earth did you make her scream for six hours?”
He shrugged. “I wiped my hands on the drapes.”
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