She is not quite sure what to do, so Donald says to her, “Stand in front of that bar over the road and pick up a guy. Tell him it will cost him $100”.
Donald added, “If you’ve got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner”.
Well, his wife hasn’t been there five minutes, when a guy pulls up in a Ferrari and asks her, “How much sweetheart?”
She replies, “$100”.
The guy looks frustrated. “Drat!” he says, “All I have with me is $30”.
She says, “Hold on a minute”, runs back to Donald and says, “What can he get for $30?”
Donald says, “Tell him a handjob”.
So, she runs back and tells the guy all he gets for $30 is a handjob.
He says that’s okay, so she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE penis.
WHen I say HUGE, I mean MASSIVE! It’s the biggest one she has ever seen, far bigger than her Donald’s.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back”.
She runs back around the corner again and says breathlessly, “Donald, can you loan this guy $70?”
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