Lady Of The Night

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/28785316@N05/4746538088Donald and his wife are having a hard time financially, so they decide that she will try her hand at being a “lady of the night” to see if that helps.

She is not quite sure what to do, so Donald says to her, “Stand in front of that bar over the road and pick up a guy. Tell him it will cost him $100”.

Donald added, “If you’ve got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner”.

Well, his wife hasn’t been there five minutes, when a guy pulls up in a Ferrari and asks her, “How much sweetheart?”

She replies, “$100”.

The guy looks frustrated. “Drat!” he says, “All I have with me is $30”.

She says, “Hold on a minute”, runs back to Donald and says, “What can he get for $30?”

Donald says, “Tell him a handjob”.

So, she runs back and tells the guy all he gets for $30 is a handjob.

He says that’s okay, so she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE penis.

WHen I say HUGE, I mean MASSIVE! It’s the biggest one she has ever seen, far bigger than her Donald’s.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back”.

She runs back around the corner again and says breathlessly, “Donald, can you loan this guy $70?”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/28785316@N05/4746538088

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