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Lack Of Desire

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A man went to see his doctor and told him that his sex life is none existant. His wife has shown a complete lack of desire and she hasn’t wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months.

The physician told the man to make an appointment for his wife in so he could talk to her.

When the wife came to his office, the doctor asked her why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband any more.

“For the last 7 months”, the wife replied, “every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t make much money and my husband doesn’t give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ I always give him an ‘or what'”.

The wife continued, “That makes me late for work. I’m late, so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to dock your salary, or what?’ That’s another ‘or what’.”

“Carry on”, the doctor said.

The wife continued to relate her story.

“On the way home, I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ And, again, I do an ‘or what’. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I’m all tired out and I don’t want sex any more”.

The doctor thought for a second. “So”, he said, “are we going to tell your husband about this or what?”

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