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Lack Of Desire

A man goes to see his doctor and tells him that his wife has shown a lack of desire, and she hasn’t wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months.

The physician tells the man to make an appointment for his wife in so he can talk to her.

When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband any more.

“For the last 7 months”, the wife replies, “every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t make much money and my husband doesn’t give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ I always give him an ‘or what'”.

The wife continues, “That makes me late for work. I’m late, so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to dock your salary, or what?’ That’s another ‘or what’.”

“Carry on”, says the doctor.

The wife continues to relate her story. “On the way home, I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ And, again, I do an ‘or what’. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I’m all tired out and I don’t want s*x any more”.

The doctor thinks for a second. “So, he says, are we going to tell your husband or what?”

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