The boss walked into his office early in the morning one day and discovered that one of his managers was in there, kissing his secretary.
To make it worse, the manager literally had the secretary pressed up against a filing cabinet and it sure looked like things were about to get serious.
As the boss walked into his office, the two of them pulled apart. The secretary turned a bright shade of red and the boss looked like he was about to erupt.
Angrily, he shouted at the manager, “Is this what I pay you for?”
The manager, who was always quick to come back with a response, replied: “No, sir, this I do free of charge”.
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