The boss came into the office early in the morning one day, and discovered his manager kissing his secretary, the manager had the secretary pressed up against a filing cabinet.
As the boss walked in, the two of them pulled apart, the secretary turned a bright shade of red, and the boss looked like he was about to erupt.
Angrily, he shouted at the manager, “Is this what I pay you for?”
The manager, always a quick thinker, replied: “No, sir, this I do free of charge”.
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