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Just Another Day In A Texas Home

Image used under a Collective Commons License from:’t it make you jealous when you read about how wonderful life is when you have plenty of money. This is just another day in a Texas home…

Maria, the Mexican housekeeper in a Texas home asked the lady of the house for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase”.

The housekeeper pauses, then continues…

“The first is that I iron better than you”.

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Your husband said so”.

Wife: “Oh?”

Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you”.

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Your husband did”.

Wife (angrily): “Oh did he now!”

Maria: “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you”.

Wife (really furious now): “Did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Senora…the gardener did”.

Wife: “So how much do you want?”

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