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Jumping For Joy

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My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy!

I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

When she said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”, I said, “Great. Tell me what you’re so happy about.”

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant!

I was ecstatic! Over the moon.

We had been trying to start a family for a while, so I grabbed her, kissed her on the lips and told her, “That’s great news sweetheart! I couldn’t be happier!”

Then, she said “Oh, honey. There’s more”.

I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”

She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she found out.

She said…..

(You’re going to love this!)

“Well, that was the easy part. I went to Walmart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”

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