When the court case was about to begin, the Judge asked one of the Jurors “Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?”
The Juror replied, “I don’t want to be away from my job that long, your honor”.
The Judge then asked him, “Can’t they do without you at work?”
The Juror answered, “Yes, but I don’t want them to know it”.
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