When the court case was about to begin, the Judge asked one of the Jurors “Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?”
The Juror replied, “I don’t want to be away from my job that long, your honor”.
The Judge then asked him, “Can’t they do without you at work?”
The Juror answered, “Yes, but I don’t want them to know it”.
Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/illustrations/judge-court-gavel-administration-4199434/
Bob was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, […]
A Republican senator had been called to his attorney’s office without warning. When he arrived, the attorney said that he had some […]
Marjorie stood up before the judge in the divorce court. Judge: “You have asked for a divorce decree from this court. Madam, […]
A Judge asked the defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chainsaw”, the Judge said […]
