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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: young blonde woman goes for a job interview for an office job.

The interviewer decides to start with the basics, “Can you tell us your age, please Miss?”

The young blonde woman counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, “Errrr… 22!”

The interviewer tries another straightforward question to break the ice.

“And can you tell us your height, please?”, he asks her.

The young blonde stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, “Five foot two!”

This isn’t looking good, so the interviewer goes for the real basics.

“And uhh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?”

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, “Candy!”

The interviewer is completely baffled by now, so he asks her, “Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?”

“Ohh that!”, replies the young blonde woman, “That was just me running through ‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you!…'”

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