A young blonde woman went for a job interview for an office job.
The interviewer decided to start with the basics and asked her, “Can you tell us your age, please Miss?”
The young blonde woman counted carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, “Errrr… 22!”
The interviewer tried another straightforward question to break the ice.
“And can you tell us your height, please?”, he asked her.
The young blonde stood up and produced a measuring tape from her handbag. She then trapped one end under her foot and extended the tape to the top of her head. She checked the measurement and announced, “Five foot two!”
This wasn’t looking good, so the interviewer went for the real basics.
“And uhh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?” he asked her.
The blonde bobbed her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, “Candy!”
The interviewer was completely baffled by now, so he asked her, “Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?”
“Ohh that!”, replied the young blonde woman, “That was just me running through ‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you!…'”
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