Paddy and Seamus were watching an old documentary about Jacques Cousteau, the famous scuba diver and conservationist.
Seamus turned to Paddy and said, “You know Paddy, I always wondered why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
Paddy replied, “You are a dumb fool at times Seamus. If they fell forward they’d still be in the frickin’ boat”.
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