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It’s Too Hot To Wear Clothes Today

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“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today”, he said as he stepped out of the shower. “It’s 95 degrees outside and as sticky as the jungle!”

He turned to his wife and said, “Honey, it’s so hot and sticky today, what would the neighbors think if I went out and mowed the lawn like this?”

“Well”, his wife quickly replied, “they would probably think that I married you for your money”.


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