With a heatwave occurring, I thought this might be the best time for a hot weather joke.
“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today”, he said as he stepped out of the shower. “It’s 95 degrees outside and as sticky as a tropical jungle!”
Standing there in the bathroom stark naked, he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, it’s so hot and sticky today, what would the neighbors think if I went out and mowed the lawn like this?”
“Well”, his wife quickly replied, “they would probably think that I married you for your money”.
Now that wasn’t quite the answer he was expecting I’m sure, must have put a huge dent in his ego. Mind you, a cold shower can cause shrinkage, so I hear…
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