One winter morning in Northern Minnesota, it was blowing a blizzard outside. Meanwhile, inside, a husband and wife were eating breakfast and listening to the radio.
They heard the radio announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.”
So, the good wife went out and moved her car to the even numbered side of the street.
A week later, while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through.”
The good wife went out and moved her car again, this time to the odd numbered side of the street.
The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park…” Then the electric power went out before she could hear the rest of the instructions.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, “Why don’t you just leave the car in the garage this time?”
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