One evening, two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner.
They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired of the local food and both of them were of the opinion that Italian food would be a nice change from the usual Transylvanian menu.
So, they waited for the sun to set in the sky, changed into bats and winged their way over to Italy, which didn’t take long of course, because vampires are magical creatures.
Once in Italy, they set themselves down in Venice and went looking for their dinner.
It wasn’t long before they found a nice dark bridge over a canal, which looked like the perfect location to have their meal.
They settled down and waited.
In no time at all, an Italian couple came floating down the waterway in a gondola.
As they passed under the bridge, the vampires grabbed them from out of the gondola, sucked them dry, and then tossed them into the water.
As they licked their lips, the two vampires discussed how good Italian food was and they both decided it was so good that they wanted seconds.
Again, they hid and waited.
As before another young Italian couple came floating down the canal.
Just like before, the vampires grabbed them, sucked every drop of blood from their bodies and tossed them over the side of the bridge.
Now, the vampires were felling pretty full, but they decided to make it a really special night, and wanted to have some dessert.
Waiting in the dark, they soon spied another couple approaching their bridge.
When they got there, this couple also found themselves subdued and their bodies sucked dry.
The vampires then tossed the dead couple into the canal.
Now totally stuffed, the vampires prepared to change form and fly home before they were caught by the coming dawn.
They stopped however, when they heard singing.
Not wanting to be seen, they searched for the source of the strange sounds.
A quick glance proved that they were the only ones on the bridge. The sound however was coming from the canal below them.
Slowly, they approached the rail of the bridge and looked over.
To their surprise, there in the canal they spied a crocodile, which is really unusual because this is Italy, but hey it’s a joke so go along with it ok!
The crocodile was munching on the bodies which the two vampires had thrown down into the canal, and he was singing…
“Drained wops keep falling on my head…”
Yes it’s a terrible joke I know, but hopefully you enjoyed it!
I’m not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing, but we have plenty more bad jokes like that 😉
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