Is This Your Wife?

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When he opened the door, there was a policeman holding up a picture of his wife.

The policeman said “is this your wife sir?”

Shocked, Murphy answered ” yes”.

The policeman said “I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus”.

Murphy said “I know, but she has a lovely personality.”


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