The police knocked at Murphy’s front door last night.
When he opened the door, there was a policeman holding up a picture of his wife.
The policeman said “is this your wife sir?”
Shocked, Murphy answered ” yes”.
The policeman said “I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus”.
Murphy said “I know, but she has a lovely personality.”
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