Two Irishmen emmigrated to Canada and landed themselves jobs as lumberjacks at a sawmill.
Just before the morning break, Patrick yelled out “Michael, come ‘ere, I’ve lost me finger!”
“Have you now,” said Michael. “And how did you do that then?”
Patrick replied “Well I just touched this big, shiny spinning thing here like thi… well damnit! There goes another one!”
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Always enjoy Irish jokes…great for St. Pat’s shows.