Two Irishmen emmigrate to Canada and land themselves a job at a sawmill.
Just before the morning break, Patrick yells out “Mick, come ‘ere, I’ve lost me finger!”
“Have you now,” said Mick. “And how did you do that then?”
Patrick replied “Well I just touched this big, shiny spinning thing here like thi… well damnit! There goes another one!”
Paddy saw his friend Murphy sitting in a pub and looking really distressed, so he went over and asked him what the […]
Paddy and Murphy drive their pickup truck into a lumberyard. Paddy walks in the office and says to the man on the […]
Murphy went to the doctor for a physical exam and while he was there, he mentioned to the doctor that was thinking […]
Murphy and Patrick, two Irish labourers, wandering aimlessly across their work site, were asked by the foreman what they were doing. “We’re […]
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Always enjoy Irish jokes…great for St. Pat’s shows.