Two Irishmen emmigrate to Canada and land themselves a job at a sawmill.
Just before the morning break, Patrick yells out “Mick, come ‘ere, I’ve lost me finger!”
“Have you now,” said Mick. “And how did you do that then?”
Patrick replied “Well I just touched this big, shiny spinning thing here like thi… well damnit! There goes another one!”
Sean purchased a new car, but the very next day he went back to the dealer from whom he bought it. “I […]
In between jobs on the building site, Murphy decides to go and look at tools at the local building supply store. He […]
Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, had been shipwrecked, and now they were adrift on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, […]
An American man and his wife were traveling around Ireland by car, when one of the tyres developed a slow puncture. He […]
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Always enjoy Irish jokes…great for St. Pat’s shows.